Thursday, 13 December 2007


Hey guys,
Gonna be away for a couple of weeks, so no blogs during that time
Have a good Christmas!

Wednesday, 12 December 2007

When you're feeling crap...

When something bad happens to you, theres only so much you can do.

Of course number one is to put your head down and get on with it. Sometimes you just have to do this. If you do, theres only a few things you can do. Keep your head high, never let the see you fall and even if its killing you inside, keep going with it. Remeber how georgous you are. Think of your good points and nothing else. Keep your head high, babe, they would kill to see you fall.

This will get you through life, if your really struggling. Get home, get to your pilliow and scream the pain away.

Sunday, 9 December 2007

Current poll results

Hey everyone.

It's Sunday night and I have a bit of time so I thought I'd leave a new blog.

For the first time since I put the polls out, I've looked at the results. Here are the rusults at the moment:

Do you link ugg boots?
14 % of you don't know what they are.
14 % of you don't like them.
71 % of you like them.
0 % of you kinda like them.

Whats the best xmas song?
0 % of you like a xmas song thats not on the list.
12 % of you like jingle bells best.
12 % of you like santa claus is coming to town best.
25 % of you like jingle bell rock best.
50 % of you like all I want for christmas is you best.

Should I get some more people to write to this blog?
50 % of you said yes.
50 % of you said no.

I'll put up the final results after the polls reach the end dates.

Saturday, 8 December 2007

Talk soon

Hey guys,

Sorry I haven't been blogging this week. I have reasons, but there the same as all the others. Just read my past blogs.

I don't really have anything to say. Just thought I'd blog to say hi =]

Talk soon.

Sunday, 2 December 2007


Hey guys,
I'm got some hilarous jokes for you guys.

Warning: These jokes will offend some people. I'm not a rasist, sexist, or anything like that. I just like bad-taist jokes. If you don't PLEASE don't read these. I don't mean to offend anyone.

Clean jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swings?
She had no arms.

See if you can get this one:
Mary Rose sat on a pin Mary rose.

Whats the diffrence bettween toast & the French?
You can make soilders out of toast.

Why do houses have red roofs?
To keep the rain out, why else?

Two people were driving...through a city they've never been to before. The city had a very complicated name, and the two people were arguing over how you pronounce this. They pull up to a fast food resturant to get some food, and then they ask they guy at the counter to settle there argument. One of them says to him "Exuse me sir, could you please say where we are very slowly and clearly?". The guy looks at them, then says "Buurrggeeerrr Kinnggggg"

Dirty jokes
These jokes are dirty, and not sutable for younger ages. But they are so funny.

Why is Santas sack so big?
He only comes once a year.

Things Yoda says before, during, and after sex.
"Ahhh! It's Yoda's little friend you seek!"
"Nerrrm. Put a shield on my sabre, I must."
"Feel the force!"
"Foreplay, cuddling: a Jedi craves not these things."
"Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I will!"
"Early must I rise. Leave now, you shall!"
"Happens to every guy sometimes, this does."
"When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"
"Ow, ow, OW! On my ear, you are!"
"Who's the Jedi Master? Who's the Jedi Master!?!"

That's all I'm giving you. If you want some really bad taist or rasist jokes, email me! I have loads. But I don't want to offend anyone by putting them on here.

Saturday, 1 December 2007

About me 2

A lot has changed since my last about me blog (September some time) so here's another one...

Well, my name's Jessica, but you can call me Jess. I was born on the 10/02/1993 making me currently 14. I live in the UK with my family, and currently attend secondary school where I am studing for my GCSE's.

In my spare time I love to go out with my friends, listen to music, play my piano and blog on this site. I have a strage taist in music, I love everything, exept the really hard rock stuff.

I complain way too much, you will know that if you read my blogs. I'm a positive person with all my friends, but on here I like to let go about things. People also tend to get offended by the things I say, but I promise I don't mean to offend anyone.

I am dyslexic, which means I find writing, reading and spelling hard. On this blog I tend to use a spell check so my spellings pretty good.

New post writers?

Today, I thought, you guys must be pretty board with just me writing to this blog.
So, I thought, why not get some new people?
I dunno if you want new writers on this blog though, so I'm putting up a poll. This poll will end the day I get back from holiday, so when I get home I can decide.

Get voting!