Jokes

Hey guys,
I'm got some hilarous jokes for you guys.

Warning: These jokes will offend some people. I'm not a rasist, sexist, or anything like that. I just like bad-taist jokes. If you don't PLEASE don't read these. I don't mean to offend anyone.

Clean jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swings?
She had no arms.

See if you can get this one:
Mary Rose sat on a pin Mary rose.

Whats the diffrence bettween toast & the French?
You can make soilders out of toast.

Why do houses have red roofs?
To keep the rain out, why else?

Two people were driving...through a city they've never been to before. The city had a very complicated name, and the two people were arguing over how you pronounce this. They pull up to a fast food resturant to get some food, and then they ask they guy at the counter to settle there argument. One of them says to him "Exuse me sir, could you please say where we are very slowly and clearly?". The guy looks at them, then says "Buurrggeeerrr Kinnggggg"

Dirty jokes
These jokes are dirty, and not sutable for younger ages. But they are so funny.

Why is Santas sack so big?
He only comes once a year.

Things Yoda says before, during, and after sex.
"Ahhh! It's Yoda's little friend you seek!"
"Nerrrm. Put a shield on my sabre, I must."
"Feel the force!"
"Foreplay, cuddling: a Jedi craves not these things."
"Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I will!"
"Early must I rise. Leave now, you shall!"
"Happens to every guy sometimes, this does."
"When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"
"Ow, ow, OW! On my ear, you are!"
"Who's the Jedi Master? Who's the Jedi Master!?!"

That's all I'm giving you. If you want some really bad taist or rasist jokes, email me! I have loads. But I don't want to offend anyone by putting them on here.